"cre-creeeeeet!"

western grebe translation: "happy birthday chaz!"

in the year 2525...

stephen hawking's wet dream.

well said sister...

national geographic

july 1981

the owl hunter...

hunted?

2011

organic...doesn't mean it's from outer space...

idea i drew for caitlin's organic produce ad.
the idea was almost immediately rejected.
circa 2007

here's to the many new adventures you will share together...

wings over arctic glaciers presents...

happy birthday chaz.
january 17th

dun dun dun dun, dun dun dun dun *clap clap*

beverly hills, 90210
school supply pack
1991

nah nah naaaaah, nah nah nah nah nah nah naaaaaah
nah nah nah nah naaaaaah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nahahahahahaaaa!!!

thank you southern gas station bathroom...

within 100 meters of winning le tour de france...

broke crack-ho?
sunday may 1st 12:07 pm

i've been infected...
sunday may 1st 4:28 pm

thumbs down
sunday may 1st 4:42

meow
monday may 2nd 8:19 am

terminator eye
monday may 2nd 5:05 pm

female feather-weight boxing champion
tuesday may 3rd 10:35 am

one lucky f-ck

wednesday may 4th 11:01 am

thanks jerel...

4.12.11

post-bike cleaning sesh...

4.10.11

the way of such a person is hard to follow, like the path of birds through the sky

somethin's fucky...

bubbles
december 19th 2010
(feat. caitlin franz)

have a nierz(nicrz) day?

received october 30th 2010, taped to the front door.

why so serious, george?

hello spotter, my old friend. i've come to talk with you again...

blood red nails on her fingertips...

it's a rorschach inkblot test made of blood!
what do you see??

SUPER MEGA-DEATH SCAN UPDATE!!!!

i had to hide him until the olympics were over.



a super nintendoooooo!!!!
(that's what i got for my birthday)

i believe this belonged to johnathan michael appleseed.

does royal brand jello even exist anymore?
"hero's in a half shell!"

hanging out in front of the sun...